It's like the USA became North Korea and the dear leader cannot be slurred unless he's slurring his own drool on himself. But you cannot notice that for fear of punishment of death.
DURING A JUNETEENTH CELEBRATION JOE BIDEN WAS CAPTURED ON VIDEO MINDLESSLY FREEZING AND BLANKLY STARING AT NOTHING DURING A DANCE DEMONSTATION FOR A FULL MINUTE. THEN HE STUMBLED UP ON STAGE AND SLURRED INCOHERENTLY THROUGH A SPEECH THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABOUT THE SEXUAL HISTORY OF KUMQUATS FOR ALL THE AUDIENCE COULD TELL. THEN THE PARTY-LOYALIST MSM CHEERED FOR THEIR PRESIDENT AND PRONOUNCED IT ALL PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD.