IN SPOKANE, WASHINGTON LIME COMPANY RENTAL SCOOTERS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO SHUT DOWN IF RIDDEN OVER LEFTIST SACRED PRIDE STREET MURALS. MEANWHILE ITS STILL PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO URINATE ON THE U.S. FLAG OR BURN IT. RUMOR HAS IT THAT COUNTER REVOLUTIONARIES ARE TRAINING PIGEONS TO FLY OVER AND CARPET BOMB THESE MURALS. CHECKMATE LEFTISTS.