WE WERE LIED TO FOR NEARLY FOUR YEARS THAT THE BORDER WAS “SECURE,” AS 10 MILLION FOREIGN NATIONALS FLOODED ACROSS. AFTER THIS IS POINTED OUT TO LEFTISTS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR MOST IMPORTANT OBSERVATION IS? HOLY CRAP, IT'S A TALKING FROG. THESE 'MAGIC MUSHROOMS' TOTALLY ROCK!
