She figured out how to chair, she's just messing with people now. Rp if you want

Yal: ...

Data: I have mastered the cat sit

Yal: uh..

Data: ... If you saw what I did before you'd know why I'm on the table.

... Speaking of which, wanna join? *Pats spot next to her*

Yal: ..ok
*jumps up*

*she pets him*

Yal: -w-

Uno: you look stupid

Rizu: :P

Data: >:3

Rizu: *voice slurred* why ismy head hurt…

Data: ... I may or may not have ACCIDENTALLY given you a concussion because you had some blackmail

Rizu

Data: I was chasing you and you tripped

Rizu: aaahhhh shiiiiit

Data: don't even ask me what it was, it's not canon anymore.

Rizu: i shat

Data: wait what

(IM LAUGHING SO F**KING HARD RN)
Rizu: I shat

Data: 0_o

Rizu: wut

Data: you shat

Rizu: yea
I shat

Data: I sincerely hope you mean in the toilet.

Rizu: nuh

Data: then go change into un-shat pants

Rizu: oki *leaves to do so*

(Lmao)

(that was so f**king funny-)

I'm sorry

Hmm... reminds me of a certain someone

Eggs: hm

Not you

Who

Anon cat
(He used to be a data simp)

hello
(I still am)

(lol)

Ah

David: why table when you can fireplace? *sits in the fireplace*

Data: bruh do you seriously think my ass will fit in there

David: you can modify yourself easily can't you?

Data: but... hips

David: you can't modify those?

Data: I could

However

h i p s

David: :|

Data: ;3

*takes the table like a villager from animal crossing*

Data: *floating with the power of pure memes*

David: >:(

Robot: “Data, no. We aren’t supposed to sit on tables”

Data: *quietly* hehe, smol boi

Robot: “Oh- I never thought much about how short I was…”

Data: you... weren't supposed to hear that

Robot: “I wasn’t? Oh… my apologies…”

Data: yeah there's a reason there was *quietly* in front of that sentence.

Robot: “Ah- …I don’t mind being called small…”

Data: I do what I want >:3

Robot: “Tables are for objects to sit on, you’re not an object are you?”

Data: ... By some standards I'm an object. And so are you.

Robot: “but we’re more than that! We’re not just objects anymore!”

Data: I never said that it was by GOOD standards.

Robot: “Well we’re obviously less of objects than other stuff that should be on the table instead of us”

Data: :/

Robot: “…actually nevermind, go ahead and sit on the table”

Data: ... Would you like to join me?
*Pats a spot next to her*

Robot: “yeah sure…”
*He fails to climb up the table, he just decides to use his rockets to boost up to the table, he sits next to her*