This won't get popular

Plot twist: You run into the school bully

and you bump into them because you look away for half a second

And then they chase you, and you could either
a) Get caught [consequences: beaten up + lunch money stolen] or
b) Outrun them [consequences: you will unexpectedly get beaten up at school]

Or give him all ur rizz

The person who made the gen alpha detected meme is probably in asu

That's me

Amen

Gen alpha brainrot real?

Ayo?

Always the kid who you've spoke the least with 💀

Plot twist: you say the meme won't get popular and it ends up getting 2,107 views and 45-46 upvotes within 24 hours or less.

And you get a new follower

One day, I didn't run into someone, but I saw one of my classmates when my parents and I went to Chili's.

Yeah that happens to me a lot too

Title: "This won't get popular"
*two days later - 5419 views, 79 upvotes, 20 comments*

just happened to me a few weeks ago

Bro says this won’t get popular. Also bro: 9,000 views

I've had this happen with the popular girls SO MANY GD TIMES. (Spoiler alert: I'm the weird kid)

YES!!

And then it was a girl and it was your crush and your parents say who is this

I'm so lucky that I was homeschooled