Maybe try some cheese or something ?

That aside it's got to be really tricky to time his medications correctly for these public appearances. Too much 'energy' juice and he wants to fight reporters. Too little and he shakes hands with ghosts or poops his pants.

lots and lots of ice cream... it's known to have a calming effect on people with dementia... and it's also known to affect bowel movements too...

Right ! Never occurred to me. I as bad as that asshole.

Pretty sure the drugs they're pumping him full of also have side effects...