(mod note: fuckkkkkkk now I'm horny )

not the mod note

lol fr

Ipad kid detected

Oh shit he caught me *pulls out dehydrated cum blasters*

*pulls the trigger and puts a bullet in his head*

*moans softly* “Jokes on you step-bro, I’m into that stuff 😼”

OH NO HE'S HORNY
*burns alive*

Ha you can’t fool me that’s what it feels like when I urinate

Well guess what? u going to H O R N Y J A I L

I am the horny jail

i don't know how to deal with you anymore.

I do, it's called using good ol' slice-and-dicing and an XL flamethrower: a tool that'll help us for later!

What’s that

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But seriously, what is wrong with you?
How did you get this info?
And why?!?!?!?!!?!?

I got this information from a stolen federal study of the covenant after raiding area 51

oh and i actually f**ked a sangheili female (she was consenting)

Oh no…

You CCed yourself?

Same