Bro can’t get his feet back they ran off after he lost weight cause he got a face worse than a wrecked car. It’s also why he got the fat to crack the floor, and why he ended up a virgin
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0 ups, 9mo
You look like a Mexican without anti-anxiety pills
you wanna know something?
you're more fluffy than your own muffins, and not in a good way
it's because all the heat trapped in your fur creates sweat and bacteria, leading to a bad smell coming from you
in other words, you stinky
You seem like the dude who no one cares about and wants anyone to make you get involved into something or make someone do whatever you want
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0 ups, 10mo
You waited for a stop sign to say "go" you dumbass
Your hairline looks like shit from gpt-minus-87
Your ears are rated E because Everyone takes shade under it