Bro can’t get his feet back they ran off after he lost weight cause he got a face worse than a wrecked car. It’s also why he got the fat to crack the floor, and why he ended up a virgin
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You look like a Mexican without anti-anxiety pills
you wanna know something?
you're more fluffy than your own muffins, and not in a good way
it's because all the heat trapped in your fur creates sweat and bacteria, leading to a bad smell coming from you
in other words, you stinky
You waited for a stop sign to say "go" you dumbass
Your hairline looks like shit from gpt-minus-87
Your ears are rated E because Everyone takes shade under it