"as the rizzident of the ugyatted states of America, my first official order is that schools set aside an hour for mogging, to make sure the baby gronks grow up to be sigmas. additionally, every capable person age 20 or above must set aside 10 minutes of their day to shake their gyatts. Finally, any and all broadcast will be replaced with skibidi toilet and the amazing digital circus. any questioning of my competence will result in public execution."