When it's time to leave there'd be so much cum on the floor of the theatre people would be slipping and sliding trying to get out

What, I say, what is your damage son?! You mean, I say, you mean to tell me that you jack it off in the middle of a movie theater?! You're, I say you're 'bout as sharp as a bowling ball!

Nahhh 32 bit got cooked 💀💀💀💀

He's, I say he's as cooked as a fine thanksgiving meal

But it's Shrek though

I don't, I say, I don't care if it's Tifa Lockhart! You don't jack off in a movie theater! You do it, I say you do it in your own home when no one is around! Personally, I say personally I wouldn't do it at all- look at me when I'm speaking to ya boy, I'm not talking just to hear my head roar

Lmao

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