Photo Bombing

Shit bout to blow up🔥🔥🔥

Hey, at least they can say Godzilla was at their wedding!

I've seen Godzilla.

I've heard of Bridezillas.

But this is the first time I have seen Godzilla and a bride in the same picture.

'1 min later'
The Godzilla Incident, June 4th, 2024

Wow oh-oh-oh, camouflage,
Things are never quite the way they seem!

Woah-oh-oh-oh Camouflage
I was awfully glad to see this big marine

Well we fought all night, side by side, and took our battle stance
And I wondered how the bullets missed this man

‘ Cause they seemed to go right through him just as if he wasn't there
And in the mornin' we both took a chance and ran

And it was near the riverbank when the ambush came
And I thought it was the end and we were had

Then a bullet with my name on came buzzin' through a bush
And that big marine, he just swat it with his hand

Woah-oh-oh-oh camouflage,
Things are never quite the way they seem

Woah-oh-oh-oh Camouflage
I was awfully glad to see this big marine

When I he led me outta danger I saw my camp and waved goodbye
He just winked at me from the jungle and then he was gone

Then when I got back to my H.Q., I told 'em about my night
And the battle I'd spent with a big marine named Camouflage

When i said his name a soldier gulped and a medic took my arm
And he led me to a green tent on the right

He said, "You may be tellin' the truth boy but this here is Camouflage
And he's been right here since he passed away last night
But before he went, he said Semper Fi and said his only wish
Was to save a young marine caught in a barrage