dude, i've been here for a while-

ohhhhh

I was having sex with a hot girl. Man, we were in trouble when our dad found out!

was in the woods
gets raped

My mind corrodes.
Only shadows remain

I take a nice piss.
I wake up from my dream.

I go to take shit

Toilet gone (not there)

I heard my mother call me from downstairs.

As I headed for the stairs, the stopped me and said “I heard that too”

I am.
I ranning.

Opens fridge.
Nothing for a midnight snack.

haven't seen you in a while

A man was once sitting alone in his bathtub trying to relax.
The same moment he shut his eyes his torso was stabbed.

The door creaked ominously.

And a figure stepped out into the moonlight.

I have the ability to see one week into the future. It stopped today.

I eated a spicy taco.
Now my butt hole is spicy.

once there was a man. he was a man.

I was playing with my Dingaling

Until I realized I dont have a Dingaling