Buff soldier

/j

Astra: ove... what the heck is this

Ove: *points a rocket launcher at Astra*
I am sorry.
*kablooey*

*Astra is barely damaged*

Astra: ... I think you've been playing too much TF2

Ove: oh
*pulls out a grenade*

Astra: don't. you. dare.

Ove: cmere cupcake

Astra: all that grenade will do is hurt you, especially at this range.

Ove: *eats it*

Astra: wtf 0_0

Ove: YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS! (It's a tf2 joke)

(Actually you would probably like tf2 if you tried it)

Astra: *lifts the helmet a little* ',:/

Ove: *nibbles*

Astra: are you... ok?

Ove: yea

Astra: ... Oke

*cuts to the violent s*x*

.../j

*astra boops ove's nose*

*hands her a shovel*
Ove: we must hold the control point before BLU takes control

Astra: but... I'm blue

Is this a soldier joke I’m too medic to understand?

It's a line soldier says when he dominates a demo

Ah
I’m also too bad at the game to ever dominate someone