I hope this gets popular because its one of the rare times I actually thought of a good shitpost idea

BAHA

Angry birds is emo catapult simulator

real

Lmao

So essentially:
Birds who got mad over kidnapping (which is fair) so instead of reporting the crime they commit sacrifice of their own kind with controlled projectiles of themselves to get back their kids.

Sounds perfectly fine for kids!

angry birds was the first video game I've ever played.

I hate to admit to this but
I actually never played angry birds until like just recently 💀
Grew up with a Wii mini and bad piggies

Well it sounds extremely dark the way you put it

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM STEALING THIS

Credit me!

bro is not crediting you fr

I would actually play a game like that