Did you know that (the (Fall|Spring) Equinox|the (Winter|Summer) (Solstice|Olympics)|the (earliest|latest) (sunrise|sunset)|Daylight (Saving|Savings) Time|Leap (Day|Year)|Easter|the (Harvest|Super|Blood) Moon|Toyota Truck Month|Shark Week) (happens (earlier|later|at the wrong time) every year|drifts out of sync with the (Sun|Moon|Zodiac|(Gregorian|Mayan|Lunar|iPhone) Calendar|atomic clock in Colorado)|might (not happen|happen twice) this year) because of (time zone legislation in (Indiana|Arizona|Russia)|a decree by the pope in the 1500s|(precession|libration|nutation|libation|eccentricity|obliquity) of the (Moon|Sun|Earth's axis|equator|prime meridian|(International Date|Mason-Dixon) Line)|magnetic field reversal|an arbitrary decision by (Benjamin Franklin|Isaac Newton|FDR))\? Apparently (it causes a predictable increase in car accidents|that's why we have leap seconds|scientists are really worried|it was even more extreme during the ((Bronze|Ice) Age|Cretaceous|1990s)|there's a proposal to fix it, but it (will never happen|actually makes things worse|is stalled in congress|might be unconstitutional)|it's getting worse and no one knows why)\. While it may seem like trivia, it (causes huge headaches for software developers|is taken advantage of by high-speed traders|triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout|has to be corrected for by GPS satellites|is now recognized as a major cause of World War I)\.
