The F*ck is insurance

How lovely! I hope you enjoy knowing that your life inches closer to death with every passing moment! And that's nothing but a fact we all have to accept because our doom is inevitable! Hahaha.....ANYWAYS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY RANDO ON THE INTERNET

Bold of you to assume I am mortal

You know good point probably should have imagined that you were reptilian

I am no reptile
Just immortal

And the overwhelming loneliness

I have monophobia (fear of being alone) XD

I mean maybe you can salvage a few dogs for yourself or cats

Why not both? XD

I know I am late, but happy birthday regardless!

Happy bday!

:))

You are now 1 year closer to taxes!!

D:

Ill either be dead or in jail before I get to taxes :D

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Happy late birthday, Millie. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Happy early birthday

happy early birthday...:]

:))