Narrator: *waved from the couch* Hey there! Come in! But watch for flying objects- *he looked at Eddie and Mully who were at each others throats* EDDIE BEAT YOU- GET OVER IT.
POV: YOU WERE OFFERED A FREE APARTMENT, AT THE COST OF HAVING A ROOMMATE. BUT WHEN YOU GOT THERE IT TURNED OUT TO BE FIVE ROOMATES. WHEN YOU WALKED IN, THERE WAS SCREAMING, IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH, A CRUCIFIX BEING THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM, AND MULTIPLE WEIRD LOOKING PLUSHIES ON THE FLOOR; NO JOKE RPS OR OCS