This wouldn't fly in the stream itself, but I know you appreciate dark humor that rips on religious groups.
As for the contest, this stream has too many rules and not enough active users. The only fix for this is winding the clock back 3 or 4 years before imgflip imploded, and possibly allowing a broader range of content. I take no pleasure in seeing this stream wither away. On the contrary, I salute you for holding fast to your ideals. If we have to die, let's die with integrity!