Roast him (My OC)

wait why does this look like Garcello?

*inhale*

Lil bro stop acting so mysterious, it's real life not some Hollywood fantasy life your broke ass can't afford since you've been spending allat on cigarettes to ensure you get lung cancer in the future. And that outfit is a wannabe post apocalypse wedding suit that you've made by not buying an actual one cuz I see imperfections EVERYWHERE. bro is too busy smoking that he don't care that his hair is long as Ariana Grande and as grey as your Iroquois elder chosen by the Gods.

*Exhale*

(As Heckyl)

*crushes cigarette*

Try having your parents and sister killed in front of you and being forced to kill your girlfriend because of the fact that she was already dying in the most slow and painful way possible. Try living with soul-rending heartbreak, guilt, and emotional turmoil every day, and dwelling on every minor failure you've ever had every night. Try never getting any sleep due to terminal terror related to that very guilt. Try hating your very existence because everyone you've ever loved has died right before your eyes. Try removing every trace of the man you used to be in favor of strict conformity to military standards. Try being drunk every night after trying to drown that pain beneath twenty bottles of whiskey and wishful thinking. Then we'll talk.

*gets new cigarette and lights it*

Bro thinks he's the only one. Buddy we're in the world of OCs everyone has a tragic backstory so stfu about your family dying I don't give a shit, I never knew my mine and I had to watch my love get tortured and I went to therapy, tried to move on, moved on, never smoked ONCE!!! Became a military leader, and operater and now live a peaceful life over one hundred kilometers away from here in that forest at the end of the "cursed road" that you City folk are scared of and the tobacco you're inhaling and alcohol you're consuming ain't gonna help, get a therapist if your broke ass can afford it and stop being depressed. *P heads to his Ford F-150 to drive back to his woodland cabin*

Hey :(

I am absolutely garbage at art, so I have no words of hurt for you.

If you want insults towards him…

(To the OC): “you look like you haven’t bath in weeks, and that cigarette means you haven’t touch G R A S S, go get a life instead of smoking sh*t”

(Note: I just did a roast, I’m doing this personal)

(Note: I mean not personal for you demias)