No it's telling you what to rape

No! It can't be... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m not a soldier so… yeah. WAIT, ARE YOU CALLING THAT MICROWAVE A COMMANDER OR SOMETHING?

*flashes camera, too*

thats an old meme

But aren't reposts allowed here?

im not saying its not allowed, it just makes me think about a year ago when i started

yep

Oh sure I'll put a random 2 year old ipad kid in the microwave!

eats the cat*

Let him go

Nuh uh

I'll rape you if you don't

doesn't let him go

There's something 'bout the way you look in my eyes
Like a starry night, you light up my sky
You lean in closer and my heart starts to pound
I heard you sigh, you know I love that sound
He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him "Daddy" while I holler
Man, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)
We made love and then he kissed me, I don't want it to end
Every day we spend together, I fall more into him
That boy he takes my breath away, I can't find the words to say
So I wrote this little note, kiss it, seal it, so you know
I've got some time, if you've got some time too
You've been on my mind baby, let me remind you while I lay you down
I can't get enough, I'm stuck in your love
That's fine with me, nowhere else I wanna be
He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him "Daddy" while I holler
Man, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)
You can be my king, no, this ain't just a fling
I'm all in baby, I'm falling
You can be my king, no, this ain't just a fling
I'm all in, baby, I'm falling
He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him "Daddy" while I holler
Man, that boy so damn good looking (looking)
You've got that kind of love I've only felt in my dreams
Baby, oh you save me, you're my everything
Now take 'em off and let's get down to business
'Cause I hate wasting my time, just you wait and see

Yup huh

Stupid ni-

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Sex?

NO

To bad bro *rapes aggressively*

I had an infinite uno reverse I can't be reversed

imma rape you

pls dont

AYO

rapes aggressively*

ahhhhh

*rapes aggressively*

buttf**ks you and cums everywhere*

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

buttf**ks a vaporeon*

This is what Memechat is for

*rapes aggressively*

real