both of my towers just got destroyed

nahhhhh

Google en passant

F**king love that move

All I need is a Queen and I can win the whole match

Can all my fellow single kings commiserate with a chain?

Aww ☺️ hope you find her

Checkmate

I'm a pawn in a kings game.

Reach the end of the board and get promoted to a powerful piece

Just a pawn on an empty board

Go to the end then

That'll just make me a different piece on an empty board

A stronger piece on an empty board, and you can then fill the board

I don't think any piece can randomly summon another piece

I know, it’s a low quality optimistic metaphor