If you really want romance, he’s a tough nut to crack

oh wow,456 comments,bet ter not ruin it(nah i wont,ill delete comment)

*Haruka blinked a few times, eyes wide and his face almost immediately giving him away*
Haruka POV: ffffffff**k *the Tamashī gave the man a closed eyed smile and a laugh, deciding to play dumb*
Haruka: *acting oblivious* G-Gomen'nasai, eh, n-nandesuka? Nani o itte iru no ka wakarimasen, sensei ["I'm sorry, what? I don't understand anything you are saying, sir"] *Haruka bowed an apology and began to close the door* Yoiichinichiwo osugoshi kudasai, sensei! ["Have a nice day, sir!"] *he shut the door in the man's face, locking it and immediately running to find his master* Hayato-San! there's a guy at the door here to investigate you! *Hayato poked his head out from his study, his green eyes staring at the japanese spirit quizzingly*
Hayato: *curiously* investigate me? what do you mean by that? *he grabbed his exorcism staff and pulled on his outer robe before unlocking the door and opening it* Hello? may I help you?

I was called here for otherworldly activity. Do you know anything about this?

Not interrupting your roleplay, just asking a question. When are we gonna continue our roleplay here?

…did I forget I’m so sorry gimme a sec)

It's fine.

Got it

Hayato: ;-; . . . riiiiiiight, um, yes Sir, I do know about 'otherworldly activity'. I'm an exorcist, *his voice dropped to a mutter* Sore wa chottoshita watashi no shigotodesu (it's kinda my job to)

Ah. I see. Do you mean any harm in doing your job of exorcism?

Hayato: ō-ô no?

Have any lives been harmed?

*Hayato stiffened, a sheepish and guilty expression coming across his face*
Hayato: *hesitantly* whose lives are we talking about exactly?

Any lives

X: h u h

*driving in silence*

X: *now humming*

…

X: we there yet

No

X: how bout now

*silent*

X: hey, what's your name

*he doesn’t respond, but the word C O B R A is tattooed on his knuckles*
(Like cobra bubbles in lilo and stitch)

X: Hey Cobra

Are you the one who’s been causing otherworldly activity?

X: probably

Well, I’m gonna have to take you in for questioning, if you’ll kindly follow me please, sir

X: okay

*he walks away, gesturing for him to follow him*

X: *hovers towards him*

*when they get to his car he opens the door to let him in*

X: *floats in*

*starts his car and drives away*

X: *whistling*

We want to know who cause otherworldly activity

X: I dunno anything about it

Sure?

X: uh huh

Alright

X: *whistling*

I guess you can go then

X: *fades out of existence*

…

*...*

*sighs*

X: are we there yet

*silent*

X: hello?

…

X: Hello!?

*focuses on the road*

X: h e l l o

*watches the road*

X: :/

*they arrive*

X: finally

*leads him inside*

X: *stretching*

*leads him to a room with a man*

X: *hovers in*

*gestures for him to sit down*

X: *sit*

*the man starts asking him questions* what’s your name

X: X

<EXUENT>

Man: you can call me Lockhart. Are you the person who has been causing otherworldly activity in the area?

X: probably

Lockhart: yes or no

X: no idea what you mean by Otherworldly activity

*Cobra sighs*

X: so you wanna explain

I can’t because I wasn’t there, X.

X: neither was I

*sighs and rubs his temple*

X: *leans back* so what else you want