Bro got a signed copy of the bible

Bro killed the dinosaurs

Bro was one of the creatures in noah's ark

Bro Is Noah

Architect of the wheel right there

Bro if I ever lived up to whatever the hell this guy's age is I would probably ask somebody to poison me

bro told victoria the secret

Bro's on 1 hp

bro was next to Adam and Eve

Bro parted the Red Sea

Bro met all the Muhammads

bro was next to moses when he wrote the 10 amendments

*Commandments

Did the second one mention an American’s right to bear arms?

who’s gonna tell him 🙏🙏🙏

i realise i did a stupid

Was Thomas Jefferson also there to help part the Red Sea to help the colonists escape Cornwallis’s advancing armies

Bro looks like supreme leader Snoke

Bro watched the pyramids in Egypt be built

this guy watched the big bang

Bro is the first citizen of Mesopotamia

Bro waited for GTA 9

Bro waited for sherlock season 5

Bro's parents were Adam and eve

Bro helped build the pyramids

Bro waited for GTA 6 💀

Bro is on 0.000000000000001 HP

Bro’s the guy who survived the flood

Holy shit

bro watched the snake trick Eve into eating the apple

he looks like a single taste of salt will turn him to dust.