Rode the trike north yesterday; I don't know what central Illinois is thinking but they cut down too many trees so now there are West Texas style dust storms ... oh HELL NO! I left west Texas BECAUSE of the dust storms! BIG MISTAKE! Oh it gets worse! Worse than dust storms?? Yup. LOCUSTS! Not just locusts. LOCUSTS! Holy hell Batman! swarming tiny little mutant locusts EVERYWHERE! WE WERE ON A MOTORCYCLE IN A NO HELMET LAWS STATE! N. O. P. E.