When your emotional support squid needs emotional support:

:D

Vernon: Hey, Collector, yeah?

X: collector you should totally fight me

Collector: not now, I am holding the smol bean

X: aight *starts breakdancing*

Collector: -_-

X: ...

IP: uh, mama?

(wait how smol is IP?)

(smoler than inkmatas)

(... Ok)

(she is like 4’8 or something like that)

(lol)

Goober

Sad goober

IP: *le flies to help the sad goober*

Data: :D
*ego still damaged from being so much shorter than usual*

IP: :D *le opens the door, as she is used to being this smol*

Collector: she's sleeping right now.

IP: uh
Ok

Collector: I don't know where to put her :/

IP: *gets eepy*

Collector: do I need to hold you too?

IP: yea sure why not *le yawn*

*collector kneels down so she can get up*

IP: *climbs onto collector’s shoulder and eeps*

Collector: *has two emotional support squids*

*and one is smoler than the other*
IP: =w=

Data: *happi goober*

IP: :>

Awww