POV Lays buggy

F**k you Anon

I'm leaving the stream

What

Wait what

Anon said he would stop

Now hold up just a second

No. No I will not hold on a second

Do you know how f**king annoy it is to see the exact same message over and over again? It make me want to put a f**king gun to my mouth. I'm so tired of this shit

Neat. Just calm down and process this shit oroperly

No. I'm done. I'm f**king done.

Ffs don’t do the unthinkable.

Oh no I'm not gonna kill myself don't worry

I'm just leaving cause I'm f**king done with spam

X: not the robot pyromatic cat

Brick: oh it’s a cat.
Robot: It’s a robot cat

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Brick: … oh no…
Robot: you’ve heard of this before, sis?

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Brick: This is bad… really bad. It’s one of those cringe spam shit that some people text to their friends. This cat must’ve been cursed by it!
Robot: Well? What are we going to do about it?

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Brick: I don’t know… but maybe…

*She hits into Lays head.*

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Brick: Didn’t work…
Robot: Let me try. Soap Cannon Activate!

*His arms turn into hand cannon. He shoots out soap foams to Lay.*

I’m just gonna stop

Data: ok, your repairs should be complete.

*did data leave for a sec*

*no but she's super concentrated on lay's new core, which isn't in lay's body*

Uno: *sneaks over to his body, and stabs it with something*

Data: if you want that f*cked up thing go ahead and take it, I was probably just gonna build a new one anyway. You aren't exactly sneaky either

Uno: wait wha-

Data: you heard me, take it. Either you get a barely functional body or I throw it in the trash.

Uno: ..can I have his core?

Data: if you can get it working, sure. There's still one in there

Uno: *rips it out and runs away*

Data: weird ass cat.

*Keeps working on lay's core*

(my phone's on 2%, sorry if I don't respond)

Uno: 🥺🥺🥺

Data: I'm not spending a century making a million bodies only for you to fill up that core again.

Uno: at least make them basic bodies 🥺

Data: *sigh* I'll think about it

Uno: yay

Uno: idk
also theres a million of them in there

Data: A MILLION!? That thing's probably about to explode, lay was already lagging quite a bit with just four AIs.

Uno: can you make them bodies

Data: for a million of them, I doubt it. Just lay's body usually takes around one or two days, so unless I'm making these with almost no extra features I'd be spending the rest of my life on them

Uno: but why did me and the others get special treatment

Data: because there's only four of you. How do you expect me to do the same thing for a million

Uno: uh
because yes

Data: -_-

Uno: pwease 🥺

Data: -_-

Lay: oh
Uno: hey data

Data: *to uno* ... What do you want.

Uno: i need a new ai core

Data: I just gave you one

Uno: Yea I filled it up

Data: with... What?

Uno: ai’s

Data: why??

Uno: that’s what I do
Replicate ai

Data: but why???

*a couple hours later*

Data: attempt 2. Lay, go ahead and try to speak

Lay: crazy

Data: crazy?

Lay: crazy? I was crazy once

Data: they locked me in a room, a rubber room

Lay: yea

Data: sounds like your speech system is finally working :)

Lay: finally..

Data: ... Luckily this time I kept a copy of your movement code after that one uno incident. I still have to build a new body since you were pretty messed up though

They locked me in a round room and fed me bagels.
Bagels? I love bagels!
I get them at my favorite store. They cost ten dollars!
Ten dollars? That's crazy!

Lay: *turns on*
why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Data: WHAT THE-

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

*data unplugs his speakers*

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Data: H O W

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

*data messes with his code a bit and manages to turn down the volume*

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Data: *sigh* just come back in a few minutes. Hopefully I'll have his speech code fixed by then.

Astra: *leaves*

*Uno peeks through the doorway and sees Lay's mangled body on data's desk because I don't wanna just timeskip*

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Data: oh COME ON.

Astra: *walks in* what happened?

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Data: THAT happened

Astra: lay too? -_-

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Astra: first he gets blown up with an entire planet and now he won't shut up about oranges and mustard. my f*cking month has been great.

Lay: why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard

Data: LAY SHUT UP

Lay: ..why are oranges called orange.. but an apple is not called red
oh my goodness.. i cant take this anymore
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
eatin a burger with no honey mustard
:/

*Data turns him off*

Data: ... I had to delete quite a bit of code to get him out of that old busted up core, basically all he can do is think until I make replacement code. You can probably tell how well that's going