heyo people

11:

The whole house is coming down with me

oh...
oh my

FIRE
Or I'll feed you to Jeffery

no thank you

Wanna meet Jeffrey?

I will once again say politely: no thank you

I got a real quick picture of him

I'd win

Nah he hungry

so am i

Lay next to you because idrc who's in my bed

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11: Yap about why M.C.R. is actually Minecraft instead of that emo lovey-dovey rock band

and then i might strangle you

But you won’t

11 pay you + a generous tip

*hugs you like a koala*

What is happening

idk i think i was feeling really clingy when i wrote this

Me all of the time:

<:]

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First 7
Then 8
Then 11:

11. let's rald the local Hot Topic store >:)

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I'll put explosives in the bed

kaboom extermination

Yep, works every time! I had to get several new beds, but at least the intruders are no more!

hey, if it works then it's a valid extermination process

yup

11. Wake you up, make you cosplay as him and then yk what

well, now I'm scared to ask

Ask me

nvmd im good

Pretty sure you already know 😏

I think i do now...

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 time

oh gosh darn

:3

11. Use my 8 gauge shotgun in my closet

I'd shoot me too

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9
2
in that order

hey, if I get a cookie out of it, it's worth it

yeah sure
now get out