LIBERALS: DIVIDE PEOPLE INTO THOUSANDS OF SUB-GROUPS OF POLITICS, S*XUAL ORIENTATION, GENDERS, LIFESTYLES, BELIEFS... CONSERVATIVE: CRITICIZES 1 OF THE 10,000 SUBGROUPS FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR; LIBERALS: NOW SUDDENLY THERE'S ONLY 3 GROUPS OF PEOPLE AND YOUR ISSUE MEANS YOU ACTUALLY HATE 1/3 OF EVERYONE. ALSO LIBERALS: GOES BACK TO THE 10,000 SUBGROUPS ONCE THE CONSERVATIVE LEAVES