Pizza loaf

You have offended many Italians and caused one to jump off a bridge

Lemme guess... Peppino?

Yeah. unfortunally when he landed, it just said "technical difficulties" and he was back on the roof

Oh

Peppino would probably try to shoot it with a shotgun or something

Looks like molten cheese

Looks like nachos

I've probably done worse

I mean at least it's a circle

Why are they souls inside of it- I mean- at least looks… circular?

That is a new food. Make money with that. Call it the "Dough Disc". You seem to have put the condiments and the cheese up to the border, preventing it from expanding. Is that correct? In that case, profit.

It wasn't as flat as the camera made it look. It was basically a Panera bread bowl but pizza

Business idea.