According to this you're a little bitch

BOSS! Zhis little bit## is chasing me around the entire facility! Should I shoot her with my shotgun or something?

Run....NOW

It appears that she touched me and now I don't have a head

Vell according to zhis you got your head snapped

By ze little bitch

What if you're a guy

Gender reassignment surgery

What If you don't know my gender

Gender reassignment surgery

How do you reassign an undisputed gender

Yes

Yes

Fu.ck!!!

It's too late you can't change your mind

No

Wait

Nice you agree with me 👍

Dead

I always thought you were a male tbh

I am lmao

I will leave my cat Jonathan here, so that anybody who passes by can pet him with a thumbs up
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How about an up vote