Isn't it president?

Obama. His full name is Barack Hussein Obama II.

Oh can u make me mod?

Oh yeah, forgot

What about me? (/j, I don't really care)

It says pending and I can't change you to owner until you accept it

hey man. welcome back. DC was rlly sad when u left.

Yay I cause depression

lol. crazy robot boi.

You don't seem to understand: I am depressed. You made it worse.

In other words: Welcome back.