This is Mac Johnson. He’s an oldies singer in the birdhouse. Ask him anything

*He dropped down and hung upside down from the ceiling in the most tactical way possible.*

"Capitalism or Communism? Choose wisely."

Oh, I don’t like politics

"I'll put it into simpler terms: what country do you live in?

Bird country

Hmm...

*He pulled out a cartography chart.*

Then you're capitalist.

Huh.

What's Obama's last name?

well, now I don’t much pay attention to politics and such, but I do believe that his last name was Dunken

Alright, have a nice day

You too, sonny

Seraphina; oh hello there ;

Hello! You got a song request? Elvis? Billy Joel? Johnny Cash?

Seraphina; not at the moment im just looking around ;

Oke doke

Seraphina; do you know where i can get a drink ;

I do know a good nectar bar around here

Seraphina; do they have milk by chance? ;

I don’t know, I’ve never ordered it

Seraphina; oh ok then ;

I can take you there if you like, miss

Seraphina; thank you very much ;

*he flits away, leading her to the tiny bird bar*

Seraphina; wow this please sure looks nice ;

It really is, the folk are nice too. Hey Wanda! *he waves to a little sparrow*

Seraphina; oh hello ;

This is Wanda, she’s my backup singer

Seraphina; hello Wanda my name is Seraphina ;

*Wanda chirps*

Seraphina; do you by chance have milk? ;

Old Crow: yes ma’am

Seraphina; then i will have a big glass how much will it be? ;

(Is she asking Wanda or the bartender?)

( bartender )

*he checks the time on the clock on the wall and jumps* oh! I have to go! I have a train to take to visit my daughter and her husband! I have to go. Goodbye!

Seraphina; ok bie safe travels ;

*he waves and flits out of the building*
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that was a good story of how a cat stole a bunch of milk

Lol

yeah

:/

so anything interesting going on

Nah. My cousins havin a baby boy after her previous miscarriage tho so we’re praying he grows healthy

oh congratulations

Old Crow: three Çlovers

Seraphina; oh ok ;
- Seraphina pulls out three çlovers -

*takes them and gives her the milk*

Seraphina; thank you ;
- Seraphina starts to drink the milk -

*orders a pint of nectar*

Seraphina; ... ;
; seraphina is still drinking the milk ;

*sips*

; seraphina finishes the milk ;

*sip*

; seraphina just starts to look around ;

*he plays a song on the jukebox in the corner*

; seraphina buys more milk ;

*dances*

; seraphina drinks the milk ;

*tweets*

Seraphina; thanks ;

?

Seraphina; for taking me here i am very bad with directions ;

Oh! No problem

; seraphina nods in approval ;

Ty

your welcome

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wait what

What

i do not know how you got that emoji

🫥 with your phone???

oh i am not using a phone

Oh ok

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