Asexuals be like

*garlic bread noises*

*Denmark invasion noises*

*world domination noises*

*mitosis noises*

*stealing everyone's cake and putting it through uncontrollable mitosis so we have infinite cake noises*

*dragons noises*

*lunar domination noises*

*becoming gods noises*

*becomes THE garlic bread god noises*

*i̶a̶m̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶t̶o̶c̶r̶y̶n̶o̶i̶s̶e̶s̶*

Are you okay?

yes

n̶o̶

*shark eating guitar strings noises*

Yes, and I’m proud of it