EMBER: WOW CORPORAL, YOU ARE STRONG! BUT SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THE WHITE FATALIS?
CORPORAL: I BECAME THE CHAMPION OF THE WHITE FATALIS AS SOON AS YOU TOLD ME TO HIDE FROM YOUR BROTHER. EMBER: AND DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU HOW CUTE YOU ARE?
CORPORAL: NOPE. PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL CALL ME GAY, UGLY, DEMONIC, SAVAGE, AND PREDATORY.
EMBER: WELL THEY'RE WRONG! YOU'RE SO DAMN ADORABLE I JUST WANNA HUG YOU *HUGS CORPORAL* AND KISS YOU *SLURP* AND CUDDLE YOU AND JUST LOVE YOU ALL I CAN.
