Aaaand there goes the streak.
Hmmm... first you hit excuses and then denials -but now you're changing direction... I mean... certainly, I called the tune but you're the one started dancing. What happened? Did you realize you were hot pathing the list and decide to try creating the impression that you're the puppeteer?
Good effort but the problem was previously highlighted by the listed 'splain-aways, confirmed by your dance. That was some pretty sweet strategic projection, though. 👍👍