Milk but he's a mask-wearing wolf (Thanks Wallhammer

Wannabe Epstein reference?

Whar 💀

God making all people named Jeffrey into pedophiles:

NO

Is that a reference to this guy?

...what

He ordered underwear on amazon and he doesn't know

doesn't know what

The difference

between??

Boxers and panties 😔

are his optic sensors busted or something????

No he just doesn't understand humans

"MR YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THESE ARE FOR WOMEN
THAT IS SO
...
AWESOME"

Lmao 😭

and then he orders like all the girl clothes he can find

"One box will do"

"for all your stuff?? your fursuit is gonna take up a whole box."

"Yes :)"

"alright I guess"

*somehow fits it all*

"cool"

"I'll do aaaanything 🥺"

"you would not be capable of keeping any promise that I would ask of you."

"Bet >:("

"for example
behaving with the conduct of an average human being"

"Why do you torture me like this :("

"I'm not torturing you these are reasonable requests"

"Grrrrrr fine

Can I still wear my girly stuff :D"

Degen cleans himself up arc

Yes

Basically

The reason he kills is because he was made to kill, and he is fed up with people's bullshit

he still is a femboy and stuff BUT NO LONGER KILLS PEOPLE OVER MINOR INCONVENIENCES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥❗❗❗

HE'S NO LONGER THE ONE OC TROPE I ACTUALLY HATE

Now he just pents up his anger until he loses his cool and goes postal

*now people are throwing various comical objects*

Oh I have a reason Degen kills people

Degen was programmed originally to be a military robot, so he always have a violent, burning itch he can never scratch

Paired with this, he does not like people, at all. He is annoyed very easily, and this is shown by a trailer, where he slowly gets more angry and angry by multiple things (i.e. the name on his coffee order being wrong, almost getting hit by a driver on their phone, an angry woman complaining to him during his cashier job)

This all leads up to his breaking point, the beginning of the game, where he gets evicted out of his apartment

oh ok

*booing and tomato throwing*

FELLAS FELLAS

oh

yeah i don't like characters who kill people "just because"

*standing ovation*

come back next week for "Why I Made Lian a Twink"

Ah

thank you for coming to my ted talk as to why degen is (or used to be) my least favorite Milk character

redemption arc we've all been waiting for

i know i have

He won't be constantly violent

He will just slowly get more and more annoyed by people until he loses it and goes crazy

Then he goes back to normal

Fair

like if you want your oc to be a violent piece of shit at least make it interesting that they're a violent piece of shit
for example, Count Bleck
he wants to end reality because he believes his one true soulmate is gone from reality, and he doesn't want to kill himself because he doesn't want to go on in the afterlife

Lmao 😭

"sure but I better not see them lying around"

"Can you gimme a box to put them in then"

"sure
same for your other stuff, you'll have multiple boxes"

wym goes postal exactly
like postal dude??

Kinda

Ohhh I thought postal was just a title that guy had

The game was called postal because of that phrase

Ahhh

"I WAS JOKING. HAHA. IF IT PLEASES YOU SO MUCH, I WILL USE YOUR WASHING MACHINE."

"you are leaving in THE MORNING."

"TOO LATE. I HAVE CHANGED MY SHIPPING ADDRESS TO YOUR LIVING AREA."

"ok cool
I'll just bring your packages to the cardboard box you'll live in

"I AM SLEEPING IN YOUR LIVING ROOM."

"and then you will leave in the morning"

*gets on knees*

"p-pwease? 🥺"

"do that again and you leave this afternoon"

*makes sad face*

"morning."

Femboy Degen

I mean is there any other kind of degen

Was that rhetorical or not

the answer is no

Ah

Mr letting Degen crash at his place watching him bring a bunch of panties 😔

"no."

"WHAT

WOULD YOU PREFER IF I DID NOT WEAR UNDERWEAR"

"first of all
you are spending the night
you do not need every single one of those you have
second
you really don't need any
third
they all smell"

yeah but like why rp it
this can only produce discomfort

dawg what the f**k are you guys rping 😭

Degen being weird

degen is a strange strange man

"THE WASHING MACHINE COST A LOT. AND I HAVE TO STAY UNTIL I FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE."

"YOU SAID YOU WERE SPENDING THE NIGHT"