Chapter One

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The world sucks. And living in this world also sucks. Every life is filled with suffering. And then some people don’t even get a break from that suffering when they die. Eternal suffering. What a stupid idea. All I did was jaywalk!! Do I seriously need to have my skin melted off of me over and over? Anyways this story isn’t about me. It’s about Autumn.
What a stupid name. “Oh boy look at my beautiful baby girl, let’s name her Autumn and hope she has red hair!!”
Anyways, Autumn had just left her house. If anyone had been watching her they would’ve thought she needed an insane asylum. But the truth was, she did need an insane asylum. She was muttering about a nightmare she had about her missing friend. I will admit, the missing friend is an actually interesting plot point. Autumn was the only one who remembered her and she couldn’t get anyone to help her find the friend.
The details of the nightmare Autumn had last night aren’t important. What is important is that she was trying to find a way into hell. The dream made Autumn think that her friend was trapped there.
What a great idea Autumn! Blindly trusting the dream! Like how many movies has this woman watched? Not every dream is a prophetic vision!
Of course, since this is a story, Autumn decided to trust the dream anyways. Autumn was going to find someone she could ask for help to get into hell. She decided that taking a shortcut through a park was a good idea.

Now we’re going to go to a different person because… plot.
This other person wasn’t a real person. They were a demon. His name is… uh… Lemberg. Lemberg was on a mission. This mission was given to him by the demon king himself!! Wow!!!
Lemberg needed to find a specific human and that specific human was actually Autumn!! Why is it Autumn? Because… plot.
Lemberg was able to see that Autumn had entered the park. With one great leap he landed behind Autumn. Autumn turned around and saw a long, skinny, gray monster.
Autumn ran away.
There. Story is done. I can go home now.
Just kidding.
Because this is a story, Autumn only has two brain cells. Instead of running away, she started to talk to him.
“Who are you?” She asked.
“I am a monster of the darkness, a literal demon of HELL! HEAR MY NAME AND COWER IN FEAR! I AM LEMBERG”
Very intimidating.
His yelling got the attention of another person in the park. William.
What’s that? You don’t remember William? He was in the last teaser? Oh well…
William looked to where the noise was coming from and saw Autumn facing a creepy looking guy.
William instantly ran over to Autumn because he is a simp and felt the need to protect her.
He tackled the demon to the ground.
Autumn thought “Well this is random.”
Then the demon threw William off of him.
“You’re going to regret that, mortal” it said menacingly.
Luckily for William, Autumn has friend zoned him.
“Wait!” She yelled out just before William got his nose punched into his skull. “You came for me… not him. I promise to come with you willingly if you don’t hurt him.”
The demon thought about it, then let go of William.
William was surprised that the demon let him go and he ended up falling onto his back.
William got knocked out.
He is fine.
Probably.
The demon grabbed Autumn’s arm and leaped into the sky again. This time they landed at another park.
The demon then turned towards Autumn and put a blindfold on her. Then for good measure he knocked her out.
There was only darkness around her. Darkness and the sounds of suffering. Autumn would soon wake up in hell, with no idea how to get out. But there was an upside. This might be a chance to save her missing friend.
“But how will she escape??!!” I hear you asking.
Well she will escape because… plot.

"Autumn friend-zoned William."

ON GOD! That's a bit funny.

glad to hear!

You know this is gonna be a good story when it starts with "This world sucks"

lol

Dang.

Fun fact: There exists too more beings in the uncanon realm: The Narrator and The Authors.

Seems like the Author of this story gave free will of expression to the Narrator.

fr!

Technically speaking, if the Author made it a reality, the narrator could be killed.
I dunno how that would work after that

Are there multiple Authors or just one?

Well, there are multiple.

But they are all considered as one Entity because technically there are as many authors as humans so

I have my own idea for the realm of non canon and what the narrators and authors are. Could I tell you in Memechat since it’ll be important later?

Sure.
Also there's one narrator, the narrator is the voice of the story.
Even if it's a first person story

wow! A SELF AWARE STORY!?

ya!