My name is Jumbo Josh. I live at the Banban Kindergarten. This is my confession. If you’re watching this tape, I’m probably uncanny, sent to ohio by my fellow-sigma-in-law Peppino. Banban has been building a pizza tower for over a year now and using me as his skibidi rizz coach. Shortly after my 69420th birthday, Peppino came to me with a rather, uncanny proposition. He asked that I use my canny knowledge to rizz up grimace the ocky way, which he would then drink the grimace shake with the blue smurf cat. He had connections with the blue smurf cat that made his career through the trenches in Ohio. I was… astounded, I… I always thought that Peppino was a very moral man and I was… thrown, confused, but I was also particularly canny at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from an uncanny diagnosis of no rizz that was poised to send my family to Ohio. Peppino took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much skibidi ohio rizz could be used on a single person. And I was feeling very uncanny with absolutely no skibidi grimace rizz. I didn’t want my family to go into ohio skibidi toilet monster mode so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment feeling very uncanny in the skibidi toilet land. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Peppino had a partner, a man named Huggy Wuggy, a fellow grimace shake ohio sigma. Peppino essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Huggy threatened to make my family turn uncanny. I didn’t know where to turn. Eventually, Peppino and Huggy had a falling out. From what I can gather, Peppino was always pushing for greater amounts of skibidi toilet sigma rizz, to which Huggy flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Huggy was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a “we live we love we lie” on my fellow-sigma-in-law, and failed, but Peppino was seriously deez nuts friday night funkin mod very hard difficulty, and I wound up paying his sussy baka bills the ocky way, which amounted to a little over $69,420. Upon recovery, Peppino was bent on revenge, working with a man named Banban, he plotted to send Huggy to the trenches of Ohio and turn him into a minion of CG5, and did so. In fact, the pair of deez nuts that he used was built by Banban, and he gave me big chungus rizz from Ohio. I have often contemplated talking to women, but I’m too lacking of skibidi toilet level 3 gyatt ice spice canny rizz.
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