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*violently clicks don't consent*

Heckyl: "That wording... oh no... OH NO!"

Paladin: hm?

Heckyl (holding a crucifix): *indecipherable screaming*

Paladin: what is wrong?

Heckyl (waving the Crucifix around like a maniac): "IT'S LIKE F**KING ISHVAL ALL OVER AGAIN!" *more indecipherable screaming*

Paladin: ???

Heckyl: "SOMEONE GET ME MY CIGARETTE OR I'M GONNA PASS OUT"

*resumes waving Crucifix and screaming*

Paladin: *give*

*drops crucifix and lights cigarette with alchemy*

Heckyl: "Phew, crisis averted."

*proceeds to smoke cigarette like the past several minutes never happened*

Ninja-Bot Type-X: *puts a "NO SMOKING" sign*

*UO lights a Molotov and throws it at the sign, and flicks a lighter.*

Heckyl: "What a bother."

*He used his alchemy to burn the sign.*

Heckyl: "Better."

Paladin: *Takes the Crucifix*

*continues to smoke as he walks away*

Ninja-Bot Type-X: If you smoke, you will get lung cancer, get it?

Heckyl: "I don't care. If the theory of universal duplicity is to be believed, there's an infinite amount of realities in which I *don't* smoke. There are also an infinite amount of realities where I do smoke and die young. We're all gonna die anyways. I've already accepted that fact."

Ninja-Bot Type-X: But if you smoke again, you will die, warning accepted?

Heckyl: "...Are you deaf?"

Paladin: Okay then...

Don't worry Data, I won't use you. I'll value our friendship without manipulation.

LMAO

Ninja-Bot Type-X: Using data?! Oh my, that is terrible