for those who can't read it:
so, here's the plan. I turn my twin brother into a cat. then, after he acclimates himself to his new body (and sees what our cat hunter thinks of us), we start a youtube channel/ convention show where an intelligent cat does stuff like addition and subtraction, as well as playing video games like Pokemon and Tetris with a modified gamepad. we take the cash present and invest in the stock market with it, and also publish which stocks the "cat with a brain" had purchased, getting the stock's popularity to rise, therefore increasing it's value. as soon as it spikes, we sell it off, making massive profits. rinse and repeat a couple of times until we can purchase an arcade and games to fill it, brand the place after the cat (with merch to boot), live like that for a year or two, then stage the cat's "death", turn him back, watch all properties related to the cat skyrocket in popularity, then live off of the high (and arcade/ licensing) for the rest of our lives.
