AFTER BIDEN GUTTED TITLE IX, A MAN TO WOMAN TRANSGENDER IMMEDIATELY 'WON' THREE WOMEN'S EVENTS AT THE LIBERTY LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP MEET (DIVISION III). EVENTUALLY OF COURSE SANITY WILL RETURN TO THIS NATION. BUT THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THOSE STOLEN TITLES AND AWARDS? DR. EVIL FIGURES THOSE RECORDS WILL BE EXPUNGED AND THE TROPHIES AND DUPLICATED WINNINGS WILL BE GOING TO THE RIGHTFUL WINNERS WAY AFTER THE FACT. HEY GREAT GRANNY, CONGRATS FOR THE WIN AND
HERE'S A CERTIFICATE FOR A FREE LUNCH AT RED LOBSTER; BUT IT EXPIRED FIFTY YEARS AGO.
