This needs to be real

Frogadier, we need to cook.

This made me exhale out of my nose.

Blender's a thing.

I wish I could learn how to use Blender

You can.

But unfortunately I had to be cursed with short attention span, impatience for completing things that I start, and general unwillingness to let any informative knowledge sink in

Alright, what else describes me?

I'm not sure I was only describing myself and doing so generously

Yes, you named traits that we share.

Interesting

I don't get it

What ash watches in his spare time

Real

poke tv's newest show

Hey, let em' cook!