lets make a SUS story

There was once a femboy

who is this femboy

Me.

Once upon a fanfiction

okay and?

IM DYING IM DYING THERE'S A DISEASE AHHH

find my 7 presents to unloc k the

the what? the seggs den

out of the corner of your eye you find it

the only one left of it's kind

popcorn mattress flavor

(im fing dieing bro what)
no it cant be

i blow it up.
*radio static*
*it was all a dream. You get out of your *

*your what*
*you weren't even laying on anything*
* *
so you're probably wondering how i

Bro where am I
*sees wemon undressed and party lights you're in a strip club the wemon give you lap dances*
WTF

wh-who are you
it is me the demon from wemon i have came for your
*[QUESTION 1]*
was it a mattress flavored of popcorn or popcorn mattress purely in flavor!!!!!!

hey

oh my can I

There was once a simp

bro wait who is this simp?

You.

I was not aware of this

You simp.

*runs away*

Nope *catches you by the ballsack*

*blushes*
ummmm

Ok nvm *grabs knife*

*runs away again*

Nuh uh *kills you*

I just creamed in my grandmas shoes

*goes to check grandmas shoes and finds you standing there with it out*
yo thats a lot of nut

I had sex with a blender

*runs to go check the blender*

Bro do you want a smoothie

uhh maybe?

Here bro

Uhh okay
*you look away*
*I pour it out*
*I pour it on my pants by accident*

😼 you poured my pussy gunk on yo pants bro..

oh i didn't realize
*blushes*

Then you realized the smoothie wasn't a smoothie..
I accidentally made an evil smoothie

*blushes even harder* (we will continue this in anothe comment on here)
I didn't drink it
*turns out you messed up and it was a love smoothie and now I'm in love with you*
come here daddy

Whuh oh
*Insert entire verbalase meme*