No ocs, first comment must have your meme for sell

I have a rare user here.

Rick: "Hmm... Seems to be a self plug. I personally don't know this user, or at least this username. What are you asking for this?

I'm asking a decent 14$ for this sir.

Rick: "How about $8"

Sounds good, do we have a deal?

Rick: *shakes hand*

*shakes back* thank you

(I've never watched the show before)

Chumlee: "That's an interesting item you have there."
Rick: "It looks like your girlfriend." *Laughs*

ight, $20 for this cursed image. what do ya say?

Chumlee: I'm gonna have to call an expert on this one."

it's good, i'll wait

Lowtiergod: "What's up guys. That must be pickle ricks girlfriend. It's worth about $25."

that, is a novelty sculpture of a pistachio nut with eyes and lips.

Lowtiergod: "nuh uh."
Chumlee: "I can offer you about $15."

guh- wha- YUH HUH

(make an offer then)

fine. $15 it is.

Chumlee: *holds out hand to shake."

*shakes hand*

$5 starting bid.

I have a simp meme

The old man: "That's not a meme. I'm not putting up anything for that."

Oh, so when someone else plugs themselves it's fine but when I do it, it's not

Hehe

Man shut yo bitch as-

I was told by my friend to sell this for about 30$

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Not expecting this one to sell for much, it's only got the punchline

What can I get for this?

I have this picture of Metro Man from Megamind as a medic from Team Fortress 2 here, worth around $30,000

Corey: "It seems we have the rare Drake Simpson. What are we looking at price wise?"

2 cents

Corey: "Cmon we can do better than that. $5?"

3 cents

I got another one here.

Can I offer you this fine Elon Husk specimen?

I may not be the salesman, but I would pay you $10 to delete this immediately.

HEART - STEEL
WE - KILL
IRON - WILL
ON TO WAR

HEART - STEEL
WE - KILL
IRON - WILL
ON TO WAR

DIVER SCUM
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
WE COUNT DOWN
THE NEW DAWN

CYBERSTAN
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
WE COUNT DOWN
FIGHT TO DAWN

Let's see. I've got this meme that only some people would get.