No ocs, first comment must have your meme for sell

Chumlee: "That's an interesting item you have there."
Rick: "It looks like your girlfriend." *Laughs*

ight, $20 for this cursed image. what do ya say?

Chumlee: I'm gonna have to call an expert on this one."

it's good, i'll wait

Lowtiergod: "What's up guys. That must be pickle ricks girlfriend. It's worth about $25."

that, is a novelty sculpture of a pistachio nut with eyes and lips.

Lowtiergod: "nuh uh."
Chumlee: "I can offer you about $15."

guh- wha- YUH HUH

(make an offer then)

fine. $15 it is.

Chumlee: *holds out hand to shake."

*shakes hand*

I got the only gaster with a gun that's actually good. Take it or leave it.

Can I offer you this fine Elon Husk specimen?

I may not be the salesman, but I would pay you $10 to delete this immediately.

HEART - STEEL
WE - KILL
IRON - WILL
ON TO WAR

HEART - STEEL
WE - KILL
IRON - WILL
ON TO WAR

DIVER SCUM
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
WE COUNT DOWN
THE NEW DAWN

CYBERSTAN
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN
WE COUNT DOWN
FIGHT TO DAWN

I have a rare user here.

Rick: "Hmm... Seems to be a self plug. I personally don't know this user, or at least this username. What are you asking for this?

I'm asking a decent 14$ for this sir.

Rick: "How about $8"

Sounds good, do we have a deal?

Rick: *shakes hand*

*shakes back* thank you

(I've never watched the show before)

Let's see. I've got this meme that only some people would get.

$5 starting bid.

8ozbd5.jpg (click to show)

Not expecting this one to sell for much, it's only got the punchline

I was told by my friend to sell this for about 30$

Corey: "It seems we have the rare Drake Simpson. What are we looking at price wise?"

2 cents

Corey: "Cmon we can do better than that. $5?"

3 cents

I have this picture of Metro Man from Megamind as a medic from Team Fortress 2 here, worth around $30,000

What can I get for this?

I got another one here.

I have a simp meme

The old man: "That's not a meme. I'm not putting up anything for that."

Oh, so when someone else plugs themselves it's fine but when I do it, it's not

Hehe

Man shut yo bitch as-