Alright who's not dead

Yesno

I am

I wanna make a psychic oc based on this meme

*okay*

X: hello

Oracle: Oh hi~

*You can't figure out if they are a male or a female*
(You understand if you've read my story)

X: who might you be?

Oracle: I haven't told my name for thousands of years, I wont start telling you...~

X: what can I call you then

*A bit nervous*

Oracle: *places hand on their cheek(not X's)* just Oracle...~

X: okay then Oracle...

Oracle: *chuckles* So what would you like to know?...

X: what do you mean?

Oracle: I'm a oracle after all... I know everything...~

I'll answer any question... at a fair price~

(that doesn't answer my question though 💀)

X: yeah alright but where am I gonna get Drachmas?

Oracle: Another question...~ I'll make an exception and only add 100...~

Usually in tombs and old ruins~
But be careful, bad people roam around there.

X: Damnit! Anyways thanks

Oracle: And just because you look cute~ *their voice now clearly sounds feminine*
You can find the most in Athens *wink*

*Their voice goes back to the weird mix of male and female*

Go now...~

X: ummm okay.... *Flies off*

Oracle: Oh he really looked cute~

Oh but I shouldn't get ahead of myself, it's been 500 years since I've had some good c***, I can wait longer~

(Yes, don't give a shit if I get cancelled.)

(she better not be after X I swear to God)

(it's not a she, it's two people fused together, a male and a female. "They" should be more accurate)

(still)

(don't worry.
The fact is that their horny side is mostly feminine, that's why they enjoy having cock)

X: oh, really?

Oracle: Some death... but no one major ~

But apart from that... It's all good...~ *winks again*

Naturally I could be wrong, telling the future was never my strong point *scratches their head* hehe...~

X: alright, so what do you want?

Oracle: 1230 drachmas. Telling the future has a hefty price...~

(Fun fact, the oracle doesn't shit or piss cause they dont have a asshole or a pisshole. However they still do suck c-)

X; what's a Drachmas?

Oracle: drachma, silver coin of ancient Greece, dating from about the mid-6th century bc, and the former monetary unit of modern Greece. The drachma was one of the world's earliest coins. Its name derives from the Greek verb meaning “to grasp,” and its original value was equivalent to that of a handful of arrows.

I don't think you have any~

X: yeah that's old as shit

Oracle: But that's how I am paid~

Unfortunately for you, I am not horny, so there's no alternative for paying.

Or you give me my money, or you can spend three days in Hades

X: The f**k you mean unfortunately, I was hoping for you not being horny, but that symbol has a bad reputation here

Oracle: Or I can put it on your tab.

And when you have enough money, then you can pay me.
But the more questions you ask, the more money you own me...~

Unless you're part of a sacred bloodline, those get a discount...~

But you're not so...~

Also, why were you hoping for me not being horny?
Some have said that my b-
*They stop themselves*

Oracle: ops sorry hehe

If you don't have anymore questions, I can go now~

Lmao

Like, he can fight.

He just uses psychic attacks like shockwaves.

Yeah that's cool

Also he can do this meme

Random person: *pours syrup on pancakes*

X: blows up pancakes with mind

Random person: my f**king pancakes

Also, he is a priest.

Also his special and most powerful technique:
Religious Technique: Forgiveness
*Massive shockwave that destroys everything in it's path*

LMAO

Also, if he wields a bible, he can summon a powerful lightning strike.

And whenever he wields a cross, if a target is near him and in front of him, the target will slowly degrade.

Also, rp with the Oracle.

That his name?

No.

The Oracle is a guy from a story I made and they're an Oracle

X: what would that price be?

Oracle: I don't know... maybe a few drachmas...~
I'll decide when you ask your question... naturally I already know what you'll ask...~ but it's more fun if you actually say it~

X: hmmmm, there has to be some limits for that price alright?

Oracle: Sure ~

X: hmmmm is there anything I need to know...?

(That "~" has a bad reputation around here)

(it's just to indicate that they're talking in a some sort of feminine way even if their voice sounds male)
Oracle: If you dont have the money, I'll take something else instead... *smiles*

X: I'm just thinking

Oracle: Just ask your question ~ im starting to get impatient...

X: do you know if anything wrong will happen in our mission coming up?

Oracle: I got to say... It doesn't seem good.
But you'll always survive *winks*
(🫲🫱👉🤏🫸🫷🤜🤛🤞🫰
Religious Technique: Forgiveness
*Massive shockwave that destroys everything in it's path*)