U run into her at an old Subway at night

Wally: Oh no...I had a feeling this was gonna happen eventually...

*grouching, pink faced, arms crossed, turned away from hjm*

So you don't have a favorite genre...

*she speaks quietly* …I do…

Then what is it? Just tell me already!

No!

TELL ME OR ILL- I'll uh... Hm...

*smirks*

I'll uh...I'll take my shorts back from you!

*laughs* I’d like to see you try

*He picks her up and hoists her over his shoulder again with her bottom half next to his head*

*laughs a little, again in a not scary way, like a young woman who’s happy, then gets off him* alright Wally, *helps him up*

*Wally puts his hood over his head and pulls the drawstrings, hiding his still red face*

*giggles and pats his shoulder, getting back to her dissection*

*He slides down against the wall and sits there*

*some time passes and she’s all done, salvaging as much blood as she can and mumbling to herself* this guy’s a negative, right?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

*looks up, glaring a little* wasn’t talking to you

...Womp womp. *He shrugs*

*rolls her eyes* wanna help me carry these? *points to the jars*

Eh. Not really, no. *He leans against the wall and looks at his phone*

*she just laughs* I’ve felt pain you can’t even imagine, little boy. I’ve been burned alive, stabbed, I even cut my own head off once! *pulls down the collar of her jacket a bit to show a big scar* I can’t die! That’s my curse! I just keep living, still constantly feeling the pain!

Oh jeez, you're a whole new kind of freaky... *He winces at the sight of her huge scar*

So if you don’t mind, or if you do I don’t care, I’m gonna need your body

*He struggles even more* Like hell I'd let you take my body...

Oh but I need it *she gently drags her knife down his jaw, just barely cutting him in one spot so that only a tiny drop of blood falls to the ground*

*He winces and shivers...*

Oh, how careless of me. I can’t waste your precious blood…

*He whimpers, genuinely fearing for his life...*

*hums and licks her knife* I wonder how much you’ll go for on the market

*He tries kneeing her in the crotch over and over and over and over and over etc.*

I don’t really care that much *her voice is still crackly from talking like that*

*He shrugs and then thinks* Would you not care if I diiiid this? *He moves her around and starts carrying her bridal style, just to push her buttons*

*for a split second, a tiny bit of blush appears on her face then she starts to play along and just flops like a rag doll, letting him carry her*

*He's slightly disappointed that she didn't react that much, but he just gets over it* At least it's easier to walk faster now...

*she stiffens back up again, blushing a bit more and puts up her jacket collar*

*He walks into an apartment complex and walks into an elevator*

…can you put me down now?

Mmm...Nah. *He clicks the button for the 7th floor*

I’ll pull out my d!ck… *she warns, putting her hand in her pocket*

I'll pull out mine. *He fired back jokingly*

(Aight memechat now)

(bet)

(Please don’t ever post that image ever again)

Okay :(

*flips the dude over again and starts to slice up his private area, slowly so he can watch*

*His face is completely red*
UGH! You're insufferable!
*He smokes the lit cigarette*

*laughs like a crazy person and puts the d!çk in a clay jar*

I hate you, I swear I hate you so much... *He looks mildly annoyed from her antics, but he slowly calms down* ...So...Mind telling me that name you have, Stitchy? And while you're at it, telle about your sex life with pigeons.

*she twirls her sharp knife in her fingers* listen up, brat, I’m the one with the knife. You should be more careful about what you say. And no, I don’t think I will. *cuts up the thigh*

BRAT?! Have you met yourself at all? You're like a whiney annoying kid who likes to stab people.

*she hollers* DO YOU THINK I LIKE STABBING PEOPLE?!?!!!

*He shuts up...He actually starts to look sympathetic* Look...I'm sorry I shouldn't have...*He pauses and sighs* I was just mad...I didn't mean it...

*she doesn’t act like she’s crying, but a tear falls down her face as she cuts open the guy’s left arm*

*He swallows…Looking and feeling sad for her now…* I guess the shorter your life is…the more you appreciate it…But it must be the opposite for you…huh? *He walks a bit closer*

*she licks the spot better* I need you to answer me, Wally

B-but why?

Because if you don’t, I’ll never know exactly what you want and you’ll end up being stuck like this, hot and irritated and horny…never able to know what it will be like… *she nibbled on his earlobe*

...I-i can't explain it it's just...I'm bad at explaining things...

You don’t have to explain anything, you just need to tell me who it is you want to f##k you into oblivion *she bites his neck again*

...You...I-its...It's you...

Ohh, good boy *she rubs her knee against his crotch again*

*He moans softly and whimpers again*

*she growls lightly and leans down to his ear* do you want me to be gentle on your bed or do you want me to f##k your brains out right here?

*Despite shivering, he manages to speak* P-please...don't hold back....

(No I love this😭)
*she keeps cutting up the guy* *after a while she very quietly says* Natori *not moving her focus from her job*

(Ignore my changed response please I didn’t realize you were already typing) Natori…Huh…it’s a nice name…*He sighs* I’m Wally.

(lol ok)
*keeps cutting him up, working on the head now*

(I’m sorry I made this all over the place) …I don’t get it…People claim life is so precious…But I just don’t get how it is…

(No this is my favorite rp so far for this character)
You can die at any time, life is the only thing worth living for. You can only live once. Don’t waste it, you’ll regret it. *she carefully dissects the guy’s face, precisely cutting the nerves from the eyes*

(Fr?)
…I’ve lost a lot as a child…My mom died when I was still little and my dad was never really there…I don’t even remember the sound of her voice or even how she looked…Makes me wonder…Can you miss someone you never knew? I know it sounds dumb but…Well… (I wanted to quote Amphibia :3)

(Yes)
Of course you can. *she carefully cuts out his nose along the bone*

… *He sits against a wall, letting her carve up the body as he just thinks to himself…*

*very quiet silence* it means Phoenix *she scalps the guy*

(Only just now realizing she meant her name)

*He doesn’t bother responding or asking what she means…He shakily grabs another cigarette and tries to light it, biting his bottom lip and holding back tears as the lighter just keeps not working*

Hey! *she wraps her legs around his neck, locking her in place with his head trapped between her thighs and her crotch against his neck*

If you're trying to choke me, it won't work...! *He pulls her off and holds her upsidedown*

I wasn’t! Ah! *flails*

*One of his hands holds her up by her thigh as he pulls his shorts off of her* I'm taking them back.

*she yelps* ah!! Pervert!!! *her whole face is bright red*

*He finally yanks his shorts off of her as he carefully drops her on the floor* Thanks.

*she jumps up and tackles him back to the floor, yanking the shorts back* you dirty pervert! Stealing women’s pants! Looking at their panties! You’re vulgar. *she teases*

*His face is red hot from her being on top of him without pants on* These are MY shorts! Besides, I warned you that I'd take them back if you didn't tell me your favorite genre!

*she put her arm against his neck, leaning down over him. Her face dead serious* *she looks about his face and smirks* you like this

*He swallows hard as his face turns a darker shade of red* Uhhhhh....W-what?

*chuckles in a raspy voice* do you fear death?

Wally: Yeah, no shit!

*grins maniacally and moves her hidden face out of the shadows into the light, exposing her marred face* perfect. *she takes out her knife and cleans it*

*Wally shudders*

Wally: W-what the hell do you want from ME?!

*smirks and readies her knife* everything. *she leaps forward and pins him against the wall between her arm and her knife in the wall* there’s two ways we can do this. The easy, less painful way where I kill you immediately. Or the hard way, the more painful way, where I cut you up alive

*Wally struggles in her grasp, trying to break free*

*her hand moves to his throat, clenching it* answer the question, worm

*He panics as she chokes him...He struggles to breathe and speak* K-kinky...

*chuckles* joking isn’t going to get you anywhere

Y-yeah...But this will... *He attempts to knee her in the crotch*

(Lol you’re like the second person to say that “kinky” XD)

(XDDDDD)

Where do I even start? Like, do I need to kill them?! Okay...How do I get her to come back...

*sighs*

What's the matter? Don't like comedy?

*shrugs* I’ve seen this before. And comedy isn’t my first choice

Hmm...Horror then?

*shrugs* still not my first choice. I like It and Tim Burton but not my immediate choice

Drama? Action? Romance? ...Porn?

*laughs at the last one* not the last one. It’s too fake. Even in ads. I just hate drama, it’s ridiculously unrealistic.

What DO you like? You're making this impossible to choose... *He sighs*

*she goes silent and turns her head, her face blank, but eyebrows upturned*

*He waits for any response*

You sure? *she teases again*

Yeah. I'm absolutely sure. *He says it sarcastically*

*she knows it’s sarcasm, but just to mess with him, she gets up, dusts herself off, and begins walking towards him, then pins him against the ground*

*His face starts turns very red* WHAT THE HELL?!

*Chuckles* you’re the one who asked for it, no? *grins teasingly and places her leg in between his*

I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS THOUGH!

*sits up on his hips, right over his crotch* then you should have specified *she teased, wiggling a little and chuckling*

*His face is completely red* Okay, okay! I should've specified!

*leans down on him, inches from his face* I dunno, it kind of seems like you’re enjoying this anyways… *she gently runs her finger along his jaw*

*He puts a hand on her face trying to move it away, his face turning a darker shade of red* TOO CLOSE! Way too close!

*she stops grinning and shuts her mouth. It’s a straight line. She keeps cutting up the body into reasonably sized hunks*

...No name then...I can live with that...I'll just call you Stitchy. *He shrugs*

*she looks up and glared at him with dagger eyes, clenching her knife*
*then she looks down again, saying quietly as she cuts open a leg* I have a name *rips the femur out*

Well don't get pissy at me! It's not like you told me! *He crosses his arms* Why are you gutting this guy like a fish anyways?

*still bitter* he kicked a pigeon. He extra deserved it

Over a pigeon? It's a pigeon! It probably won't even remember what happened let alone probably even be smart enough to know what pain is...

*she stands up and clenches her knife, pointing it at him* do you want to question my methods? Do you want to die?! I can make it happen! So shut up and let me do my thing!

Okay! Jeez! *He just sits in a corner*

*she begins aggressively slicing open the body and putting organs and the like in separate clay jars*

Why do you care so much about it anyways? It can't possibly be that serious...

…*she stays silent, cracking open the rib cage carefully so she doesn’t break the bones, just cutting up the cartilage and tendons*

*Wally sighs as he pulls out a lighter and a pack of cigarettes...*

*laughs loudly*

...What? The hell is so funny to you? *He puts a cigarette to his mouth and lights it*

You want to stay alive so badly yet you’re pumping that $hit into your body. That’s gonna wreck your lungs, they wouldn’t even sell for anything. Just get tossed out. Nobody is gonna buy dead, black lungs

Eat my ass, Stitchy. If I needed someone to chew me out for smoking, I'd learn necromancy and bring my mom back. *He flips her off*

*she grins maniacally* well, if you want me to…

(Here's an image of Wally Btw imgflip.com/i/8p3z8i )

*It takes him a second and then it registers and he blushes* Not literally, you weirdo!

*cackles and flips over the dead guy to begin cutting up his rear, just to mock Wally*

*He scowls as he blushes even more* Go eat a dick!

*yelps quietly*

*He rests his head on her thighs and nuzzles into them*

*chuckles, letting him to whatever*

*He sleeps peacefully now. No more snoring*

*giggles and lays down, letting him use her as a pillow*

*A few hours later, around 12 sharp, Wally groggily gets up* Ughh...What time is it...?

About twelve

*He looks up as her and screams and then moves back* IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY-

*she has to laugh. She laughs loudly and slaps her knee, crying a little*

*He looks annoyed when he sees her laughing and he crosses his arms*

No! *she hollers* life does not suck! Life is a precious thing but people ruin and abuse it and take it for granted!!

*chuckles in her creepy voice again and begins hauling the jars*

...So...What's gonna happen when you break this curse? *He walks closer, lightening her load by taking a few jars*

*harumphs* dunno exactly

...You don't even know?! What's the point in trying to break it then?!

Because he swore. An oath bound in blood. He would die if he didn’t hold up his end of the bargain

Okay...I guess that makes a little more sense?

You sure you wanna go with me,m? *she says eerily*

Yeah, sure, I guess. *He has no clue what she means, but he assumes saying yes is the smart option*

*chuckles wickedly* all right then *they walk down an old subway station and through a bunch of books and crannies until they get to this deep underground sketchy looking place, dim lights every ten feet*

Eh...not the sketchiest place I've been to... *He looks around the place*

(Lol we’re watching Wall-E rn 😂)
*she nuzzles into his neck*

(W movie. Almost as good as Ratatouille.)
*Even more of a flustered mess*

(I like it better, but that’s just my opinion and it’s bc I have special childhood memories with Wall-E, respect ur ratatouille opinion tho)
*she kisses his neck then let’s go of him, backing away a little*

(Fair point)

*He just lays on the floor face down now while looking bright red*

*she rolls him over so he doesn’t suffocate* sorry…

...No, no you're fine...It's cool...

Ah! You work *chuckles*

...Yeah...I'm just gonna...Lay here...

…was I too forward?

...Maybe a little...I don't mind it though...

*awkwardly walks in* thanks

*It's a one room apartment, however, it's pretty spacious* It's not much, but it's home...

*scoffs* it’s more than I got

Considering the fact you've probably lived in a box before now, you make a fair point. *He immediately peels off his hoodie and shirt* GOD ITS HOT AS F**K!

*she makes a little growl noise (like in movies when a guy sees a girl rowr) * you sure are *grins*

Im sorry, repeat that please?

*steps close to him, her hand tracing his jawline* you sure are…

Uhhhhhhhhhh IM GONNA GO MAKE FOOD NOW! *He rushed towards the kitchen, blushing as he grabs some ingredients*

*laughs to herself*

*He's just flustered as f**k as he cooks some beef and has other ingredients prepared on the side*

*she is speechless* wha…but…but- no, but I tried to kill you! *she’s waving her hands around, still holding the d!ck*

Too bad. You're my friend now, and we're having soft tacos for dinner. *He picks her up and hoists her over his shoulder pretty easily*

*she yelps then covers her mouth, shocked at the noise she just made. (Note: her voice has been slowly getting less scary around him) she’s still holding the d!ck*

(And why is that?)

Can you put that THING down? It's kinda gross. *He starts walking around, trying to find the exit to the subway*

(Oh shut up you know he knows and she knows. They’re F R I E N D S)
*pockets the p**is and slumps (like that scene from Shrek where he’s carrying Fiona and she’s just chilling, propping her head up with her elbow)*

*He eventually finds the way out of the subway* You're actually not that heavy...

Hmph

*He chuckles a little, while checking a map on his phone to go home*

*looks over, still dangling*

I'm surprised you haven't opposed me carrying you yet. *He just blurts out as he keeps walking*

But it does matter, idiot *cuts along the back, moving the spine out of the way*

...Y'know, I don't get why you care about me so much. Like, an hour ago you were tying to murder me, and now you're being all buddy buddy and trying to tell me what's good for me.

Shut up or I’ll cut out youre tongue, good market value *she slides out the guy’s spinal cord and lumps it with the brain In another jar*

...Eat my dick. *He takes yet another puff of le cigarette*

*smirks* is that a request?

WHA- NO! STOP DOING THAT! *He's blushing again*

*laughs genuinely, it didn’t sound creepy* you keep setting yourself up for it, Wally *laughs loudly*

Go f**k yourself...

I would but it seem that you’d like to do the honors yourself, judging by all your comments *smirkingn*

*He throws the lighter at her, but intentionally misses* Asshole... *He then realizes he threw the lighter and grabs it* Dammit, it's broken! Ughh...F**k me...

…is he awake??

*He starts snoring again*

*she has to cover her mouth and bite her tongue so she doesn’t burst out laughing and wake him up*