A welcome home rp because why in the freaking heck not. I love wally he's a precious lil boi

(holy crap the fandom's not dead let's go)
Alex: "Huh...? God, how much did I drink....?"

[Hi! This is my ALT account. So I may not get back to all you messages, sorry. But it would be great if you could upvote my posts, memes, and rps so far to get this new account, less, new]

???: *he was staring at you with a slight smile on his face* …Alcohol isn’t good for you neighbor. Just saying-

Alex: "What are you, my dad? Actually, who are you at all? Where am I?"

Wally: W-Well I'm not- But Im Wally. And your in the hit show, Welcome Home!

Alex: "...Never heard of it."

Wally: Well its a uhm- children's show.

Alex: "Oh...That makes sense..."

Wally: I hope you like it here.

Alex: "Um, what...? Alright, where are we though? If this is some show, its gotta be a set, right? So what city are we in?"

Wally: Neighbor this is different case. You’ve been teleported to OUR world. Your INSIDE the world of welcome home.

Alex: "....What?"

Wally: Basically a different universe.

Alex: "Y-You're joking...Right? There's no way I'm in another universe..."

wally: Well...

Alex: "Y-You're actually serious.."

*he nodded*

Alex: "Good lord..." *staring off at nothing in particular as his brain registers his situation*

Wally: Well... its great here neighbor!

Alex: *anxious chuckle* "Y-Yeah, sure...Yippee..."

Wally: Im sorry....

Alex: "I-It's fine...It's fine..."

(Fullmetal Alchemist again because I have a new obsession apparently. But, as I said with Ramshackle, the show must go on.)

*Heckyl stared blankly at the person above him.*

Heckyl: "Am I dead, or did someone spike my drink earlier?"

*He speed walked over to a little shop and held the door open for you*

*He went inside and began picking around for the tools he needed.*

*A humanoid Caterpillar was watching you from behind the counter skeptically*

*He kept sifting through, either not noticing or not caring. Probably the latter.*

*You finally found what you needed, Wally was just sort of watching*

*He began to work on his arm.*

*The two just stood awkwardly, before Wally and Howdy, the caterpillar, started discussing something in hushed voices, you only caught a few words*

Wally: Not comfortable.... Home.... Safe.....
Howdy: Yourself....Directors.....answers....

*He finally fixed his arm and used it to put the wrench back up. He rolled it a few times, then turned around.*

Heckyl: "Now what were you two talking about that I evidently am not supposed to know about?"

*They both looked at you like: 0_0*
Howdy: Nothin' Pal. Just some... stuff.

Heckyl: "Well then, there should be no problem filling me in."

(I followed you again by the way so we can continue the Ramshackle RP)

???: *he sighed* Barnaby and Julie took them. That’s another thing we do.

Heckyl: "Well you're gonna be in some trouble if I don't get a smoke break. And does anyone have a wrench?"

(This is so frustrating, I can’t comment on rps cuz I don’t have 1000 pointsss oml)

???: Oh! Howdy probably has some at his store.

(I remember that pain. What happened to your old account anyways?)

Heckyl: "Then kindly direct me to him. And work out how I can get my smoke break, or you're gonna hear some very colorful words, whether you're 'live' or not, whatever that means."

*He did air quotes with his good arm when he said the word "live."*

*he nodded and began walking through the field towards a colorful neighborhood*
???: Come on. I’ll find a spot where you can… smoke. as long as you don’t throw the butts at me. The last neighbor did that and it burned a hole right through my arm.

Heckyl: "I won't. I'm an Alchemist, not a jerk."

???: *he sighed in relief* Okay, Good. *they arrived at an array of colorful houses, a girl that looked similar to Wally, waved happily from the front steps of a pink house*

(Look up Julie Joyful for reference :,))

(I see)

*He tried to move his limp arm, but ended up smacking himself on the face.*

Heckyl: "Son of a-"

*He bit his tongue.*

???: *He stared with a slight worried look on his face* Neighbor?

Heckyl: "I'm fine, just my arm. Wjere's that wrench?"

(I'm upvoting all your replies by the way to help you get your points)

(Tysm)

(Parents. Any further information needed lol?)

(Fair)

(Oh okay, Thx)

*Howdy nodded slowly*
Howdy: Mhm! Well uh... why don't yall figure out where you'll *He gestured to you* be staying.

Heckyl: "Uh-huh... let's."

*He made a mental note to watch his back, then walked outside and waited for Wally.*

*A few minutes later Wally rejoined you, he looked nervous*

Heckyl: "What's got you all worked up?"

(I HAVE 1000 POINTS- YIPPEEEEEEEEE)

*He stared for a moment*
Wally: Nothing, Nothing at all.... so, Howdy said you should probably stay with me. but its of course up to you, Neighbor.

Heckyl: "I suppose I can stay with you for now. But please, stop calling me 'Neighbor.' My name is Heckyl."

Wally: *He began walking to a red house with a blue roof. It looked like it had eyes in the windows* Sorry about that Ne- Heckyl *He smiled nervously as he corrected himself*

Heckyl: "It's okay. Like I said, I'm an Alchemist, not a jerk. I'm just a bit apathetic at time. Then again, being forced to watch your girlfriend die changes you."

*He stopped talking then and there and looked away.*

*He immediately stopped in his tracks and looked at you*
Wally: That happened...to you? That's terrible- I'm so sorry.

Heckyl: "Nah, it's okay. Just... don't bring it up, okay?"

???: Neither. *He smiled slightly... He didn't look human.*

Heckyl: "Then why don't you have a nose? And why am I on a verdant field when I was just in Capital?"

???: I guess I just wasn't made with one. But you passed out and then we suddenly found you here. Even I don't know how you got here.

Heckyl: "Well, there goes that story."

*He stood up, then noticed his arm was limp.*

???: *He was watching you* Whats that about?

Heckyl: "@#$% automail... wait, what just happened?"

(This is a children's show, right?)

(Yup)

???: woah woah woah.... language please. But that’s called censorship, neighbor.

(I flagged the reply by accident, sorry!)

Heckyl: "Censorship? What's there to censor in a @#$% field?"

???: *hes pleading* Neighbor, Please. We could be live- *he looked around*

(Oh sweet welcome back)

Heckyl: "Fine. I'll stop."

*He reached into his jacket and started searching.*

Heckyl: "Hold up- where's my cigarette?"

*He nodded and said nothing more, he held the door open into the house*

*He entered and removed his coat.*

Heckyl: "Thanks for letting me stay."

Wally: Its of course no pr- *A crash echoed from the other room and he turned around almost panicked*

Heckyl: "I'm on it."

*He clapped his hands together and ran them across the wall... and a water gun appeared in his hands.*

Heckyl: "A squirt gun? What the heck?!"

*He chuckled softly but still looked terrified*
Wally: Give- Give me a second- *He walked away*

*He sighed and ran into the next room.>

*The door Wally had previously walked in, slammed shut*

*He searched the room for the cause of the noise.*