Proof that Not_a_racist_pedophile_nazi is a zoophile (Link in comments)(Morpeko: He's a racist pedophile nazi)

That dude is definitely satire

He just wants attention and these mfs being horny as thier personalities just to be in cursed comments are stupid, ur not gonna win a million bucks if u go there >:/

The Holocaust is also no laughing matter, so idk what he's thinking with that username

i like dark humore including alot of ppl here but i understand u

Yea I like dark humor but I can't do that

total facts, this isn't even that funny. idk why people try so hard to get in now it's just full of satire.

Facts tho

Maybe it’s all satire

I think that was supposed to be a joke for the funny, like almost every other 'smash' comment.
But this is probably different

I won’t recommend it, if you don’t pull out they explode eventually

Like hamsters

But at least hamsters have like 2-3 uses before they are down for, birds can only be used once

So I was f**king my hamster like I usually do but I forgot to pull out. Cum was leaking from its eyes and mouth then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

Yooo I remember seeing that and I was so disturbed that I choked on air

Word to word remembered (my reddit post)

Nah I f**king almost died it was so unexpected

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

hey guys, did you know that in terms of alien x human breeding, sangheili make the best partners for humans? They can't get pregnant from humans nor impregnate you, meaning you can have as much unprotected sex with them as you want. plus sangheili females are pretty wet, meaning you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. females could also easily get you in the mood because they have rather impressive boobs. sangheili are bigger than humans, meaning that no matter the dick size, it's always going to fit. for women, they also shoot a lot of cum into you when they orgasm. also given the fact that they are physically stronger than humans, you could easily be rough with one, and vice versa. even better, females tend to lactate when they come, so you can drink up. also fun fact, if you have a sangheili male come in you enough times, or you come in a sangheili woman enough times, the mixing DNA will turn you into a sangheili. wouldn't that be amazing right?

yes i roasted you with that

Finally some good news

Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuϲk me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy
Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die

so this is you when you were choking on air

No but that’s what I meant with it

Good hampter was always a good bo8

straight banana

Birb

Hey, at least he isn't a racist pedophile

…..oh boy do I have a story for you

Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuϲk me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy
Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuϲk you Baldi
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die

pedophile dies because he has no bitches - 2024 colorized

Me and him moderate a stream guess what its called?

Racistpedophilenazis

you are

hey guys, did you know that in terms of alien x human breeding, sangheili make the best partners for humans? They can't get pregnant from humans nor impregnate you, meaning you can have as much unprotected sex with them as you want. plus sangheili females are pretty wet, meaning you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. females could also easily get you in the mood because they have rather impressive boobs. sangheili are bigger than humans, meaning that no matter the dick size, it's always going to fit. for women, they also shoot a lot of cum into you when they orgasm. also given the fact that they are physically stronger than humans, you could easily be rough with one, and vice versa. even better, females tend to lactate when they come, so you can drink up. also fun fact, if you have a sangheili male come in you enough times, or you come in a sangheili woman enough times, the mixing DNA will turn you into a sangheili. wouldn't that be amazing right?

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Delta from eminence in shadow

I mean, that bird is smashable.

So is

8pxrxp.gif (click to show) don't f*CK with THIS senator

It's a biological cat girl

why do you think im punching it?

Why

No horny that's why

But hear me out

Hmm. I see your point my brother.

That is a bird 🐦

Delta from eminence in shadow

It’s not funny anymore