ladies and gentlemen in 2024 be like

me: Ladies and gentleme-
"EW A FEMINIST"
me: Gentlemen and l-
"Says the man!"
me: Humans in the area-
"I identify as a basketball"
me: WHAT THE FU-

me: idiots and people in the crowd

fyi i am not saying that people who are trans or whatever it may be are idiots, its for the person calling themselves a bloody object

I say that people who do either are idiots :D

i wouldve just said "ladies, gentlemen, people and objects in the crowd!"
(hopefully i dont get cancelled still)

they will find a way so dont worry.

you quoted family guy

I remember that sketch lmfaoooo

Me trying to help: anythin-
"Objectifying others now?"

Bro really just quoted family guy

Bro I got that from speed mcqueen 95

Real?

r e a l
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Now

"How am I supposed to get anything done around here when everyone goes around gasping at me when I call a guy a 'guy,' and people, 'people?'"
- Me, several weeks ago to a trans dude who was calling me various slurs

I remember hearing that in sonic boom

Me too

Yeah, I quote that a lot because it has become SO RELEVANT

Yeah

But why.

How?

Was his gender of choice obvious or was he being unnecessarily petty?

Unnecessarily petty.

👍🥓

Bacon?

Bacon.

Bacon?

Bacon.
For further information, I advise to look at my tagline.

...Bacon.

Also what I meant by "unnecessarily petty" was they said that they were gender neutral, then got super pissed when I referred to them with they/them pronouns. They told me to use he/her pronouns (which is confusing in itself), so I ended the conversation by saying the above quote.

He her
e er

I find it funny how you still refer to them with they/them.

I'm spiting them.

honestly yeah that's stupid. I don't support them in any way shape or form but if you're going to be that petty and care about it that much wear a sign on your forehead with ur pronouns

why do people gasp at me when I say I'm straight or male?

But how?

wdym "but how?"

Twitter

PRECISELY

why do we live in this kind of society

Because each generation naturally rebels against the one that came before. When Gen Z saw that LGBTQ+ people were the minority in their parents' generation, more and more of them chose to be LGBTQ+ because it makes them "different" and demonstrates their "independance." In truth, most Gen Z LGBTQ+ people are just trying to prove a superiority that never existed in the first place.

Keep in mind, I'm talking about jerks who are LGBTQ+, not the community as a whole. My best friend on imgflip, Mex, is bisexual. I have a few gay friends, and one of my old friends was trans. Most LGBTQ+ people I've met are actually super nice, and I try to be kind to them. What I'm against is people throwing a hissy fit because I was trying to be nice or not offend them. If the trans person I mentioned above had just politely told me that they didn't use they/them pronouns, I would've at least tried the he/her pronouns. Sure, I'd be a bit confused, but I also wouldn't be talking to you right now about how disappointed I am in that person.

I'm scared but also intrigued

Explain

yeah, i dont hate lgbt as a whole, just the people who are basically that parent stareotype where she yells at another person for "hitting her kid" even though the kid says he's fine, the dude didn't hit him and the parent tells the kid to shut up.

You don't choose to be LGBTQ+