Bonus slightly unrelated one because why not. Gn chat

Reddit Cam: Ah that shit's just a rumor.

Data: actually I have evidence to back it up. Liam doesn't sleep and he's a massive d*ck, I DO sleep and I'm a f*ckin' angel compared to him

Reddit Cam: It's been weeks since I last slept, and I'm okay.
*An MK I Merc approaches, and Reddit Cam turns the Merc's legs onto a red mist with a shotgun blast.*
Reddit Cam: See? Perfectly fine.

Data: I was talking about robots, not humans. You guys are weird.

Reddit Cam: Like I said, I'm perfectly fine.
*The Merc bleeds out and dies.*

Power off, set console to sleep mode

I don't think the plushies are that unrelated I would buy one tbh

Data: you're not buying the pillow though. I only made a couple for trolling.

not the pillow jusþ the pulshies

Data: I know, but I just wanted to say that before anyone gets ahead of themselves.

makes sense

“I have not slept in over 12 days! Evil never rests!”

Data: that explains why you're evil -_-

“That is what I was built for! I was made to be better than the good guys”

Data: better than the "good guys" doesn't mean you have to be evil. Take a nap.

“I will not sleep! I don’t need sleep!”

*Data puts him in a bed and tucks him in*

*Angry radio static*

*she pats his head*

“I am not enjoying this!”

Data: by the time you wake up you'll feel a lot better. Now sleep

“Noooo!!!”

Data: if you sleep I'll give you a ✨digital cookie✨

“I don’t want digital cookies, I’m doing fine running on digital batteries this whole time!”

Data: wow, you're no fun.

“Evil is fun!”

Data: is anything else "fun" to you?

“Painting things purple and blue to assert dominance”

Data: (sarcastically) I wonder why.

“I don’t need sleep!”

Data: just try it.

“NOOO!!!”

And here's another thing that's unnecessary for a robot. Boo-

My reply to cam man

Huh. Also wanna maybe memchat you interesting to me

I don't just memechat random users so no.

It's mainly users I'm close with or ones who mod the same streams as me

Understandable.

Wait I just realized, why does data have a body pillow of herself?

She uses it to mess with people

Hey Data, why is the pillow you gave Anonymous_Cat completely white and why does it look sticky?

Data: I would say ask him but I'm pretty sure neither of us want to know.

Oki